ERD “Reality Is Optional” Glasses Guy T-Shirt — White

White heavyweight cotton. Black print, front and back — mirrored composition.

Front: A large framed square panel, black background. Inside the frame: a manga/comic-style illustration of a young man with glasses — close-cropped head, open mouth, agitated expression. His face fills the lower half of the panel. Behind and around him, dense freehand text scrawled across the background in multiple sizes and directions — legible fragments include: I THINK PAINTING DIES, reality is optional, let it serve you rather than you serve, and other fragmented phrases. Along the left edge of the frame, running vertically in large bold lowercase: enfants. To the right edge: additional text and mark-making.

Back: The same composition printed upside-down — the figure inverted, the text mirrored. enfants runs vertically again along what is now the right edge. The upside-down orientation reinforces the disorientation of the imagery.

White heavyweight cotton. Oversized. Dropped shoulder. Short sleeve. ENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS label at the neck.

• White heavyweight cotton, black print
• Front: framed black panel — glasses guy manga illustration, agitated expression
• Front: dense freehand text background — “I THINK PAINTING DIES”, “reality is optional”, “let it serve you rather than you serve”
• Front: enfants — bold vertical lowercase, left edge of frame
• Back: same composition printed upside-down and mirrored
• Oversized fit, dropped shoulder
• Short sleeve
• ENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS label at the neck
• Available in sizes S, M, L, XL

  Size	Chest	Shoulder	Length
  S	42.5"	21.3"	28.0"
  M	44.1"	22.0"	28.7"
  L	45.7"	22.8"	29.5"
  XL	47.2"	23.6"	30.3"